








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1177 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1299 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1075 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 995 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $540,811 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Danish ninja | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | qN2 | 46% | 48 |
| #6 | IskolD | 45% | 11 |
| #7 | #MiJi | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | Tuffe04 ⛟ | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuffe04 ⛟ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | IskolD | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qN2 | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | Tuffe04 ⛟ | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | IskolD | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | #MiJi | 18 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Uppis | 18 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uppis | +4.33 | 56 | 77 |
| #2 | Danish ninja | +2.29 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | sQmaNN | +0.37 | 30 | 70 |
| #4 | IskolD | -0.64 | 24 | 64 |
| #5 | qN2 | -0.75 | 34 | 52 |





