








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 347 | 30% |
| Smokes | 439 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 109 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,047 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anab | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Aksu | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Antt1 | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Squlib | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anab | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Aksu | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Antt1 | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Squlib | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antt1 | 1 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squlib | 22 | 0.35 | 0 min |
| #2 | Aksu | 19 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #3 | Anab | 18 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #4 | Antt1 | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anab | +3.46 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Aksu | +2.96 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | Viljamies | -0.50 | 40 | 50 |
| #4 | Antt1 | -0.72 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | Squlib | -2.16 | 81 | 54 |





