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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 652 | 23% |
| Smokes | 556 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 871 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 721 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,013 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryssille makuupaikkoja | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Anab | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Squlib | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Aksu | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryssille makuupaikkoja | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Anab | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Squlib | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Aksu | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anab | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Squlib | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anab | 193 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Squlib | 142 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Aksu | 64 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | ryssille makuupaikkoja | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anab | +3.46 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | Antt1 | -0.25 | 62 | 52 |
| #3 | Squlib | -0.27 | 57 | 56 |
| #4 | Aksu | -0.95 | 69 | 48 |
| #5 | ryssille makuupaikkoja | -1.55 | 66 | 38 |





