








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 915 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5387 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4542 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4015 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3542 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,844,195 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | seniix | 51% | 161 |
| #6 | sinnloses | 51% | 85 |
| #7 | Ingrid von Indeed | 47% | 148 |
| #8 | Janigg aus BaWü | 38% | 144 |
| #9 | k0ne | 35% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dschermo | 17 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Ingrid von Indeed | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | k0ne | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Janigg aus BaWü | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | seniix | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seniix | 734 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | Dschermo | 389 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ingrid von Indeed | 366 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Janigg aus BaWü | 131 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | k0ne | 124 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dschermo | +2.50 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | Hitman | +1.52 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Spongeleon ッ | +1.34 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | Adi Ade | +0.48 | 46 | 63 |
| #5 | sinnloses | +0.39 | 62 | 73 |





