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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 495 | 16% |
| Smokes | 465 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1732 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 393 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,914 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friedgeck | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Amnestii | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Lemacc | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | zlando | 54% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friedgeck | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Amnestii | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Lemacc | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | zlando | 54% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zlando | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Amnestii | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | friedgeck | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zlando | 464 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Amnestii | 63 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | friedgeck | 59 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lemacc | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemacc | +5.11 | 70 | 58 |
| #2 | zlando | +0.80 | 31 | 88 |
| #3 | friedgeck | +0.31 | 34 | 63 |
| #4 | popped a molly | -0.80 | 17 | 45 |
| #5 | Amnestii | -1.92 | 58 | 54 |





