








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




148 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2432 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2518 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1758 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2074 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,476 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro quake player | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | kvbson | 58% | 129 |
| #3 | #็็็็็ | 51% | 140 |
| #4 | KARIGAN FROM BEST TEAM | 48% | 170 |
| #5 | sano pin 2451 | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amirun | 26 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | #็็็็็ | 20 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | pro quake player | 8 | 0.0256 |
| #4 | KARIGAN FROM BEST TEAM | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | kvbson | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro quake player | +6.09 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | sano pin 2451 | +4.36 | 86 | 37 |
| #3 | #็็็็็ | +3.86 | 79 | 53 |
| #4 | kvbson | +3.10 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | useless | +1.48 | 67 | 46 |





