








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2381 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1670 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1884 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 986 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,059 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaleOblak | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | ОЏ КХТR | 42% | 187 |
| #3 | Шкава | 39% | 36 |
| #4 | Almighty | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaleOblak | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | ОЏ КХТR | 42% | 187 |
| #3 | Шкава | 39% | 36 |
| #4 | Almighty | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almighty | 5 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | ОЏ КХТR | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | SaleOblak | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Шкава | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ОЏ КХТR | 611 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | SaleOblak | 93 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Almighty | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Шкава | 58 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ОЏ КХТR | +0.98 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | Almighty | +0.06 | 54 | 63 |
| #3 | Шкава | -1.10 | 26 | 65 |
| #4 | SaleOblak | -2.60 | 39 | 39 |
| #5 | drGn | cs.money | -2.84 | 29 | 63 |





