








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2303 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1266 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1117 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 518 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,102 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaleOblak | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | drGn | cs.money | 42% | 187 |
| #3 | ШУРИМ ОВАJ ЦЕ ЕС | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | Шкава | 35% | 17 |
| #5 | Almighty | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaleOblak | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | drGn | cs.money | 42% | 187 |
| #3 | ШУРИМ ОВАJ ЦЕ ЕС | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | Шкава | 35% | 17 |
| #5 | Almighty | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drGn | cs.money | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Almighty | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | ШУРИМ ОВАJ ЦЕ ЕС | 3 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | SaleOblak | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Шкава | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drGn | cs.money | 458 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | SaleOblak | 135 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | Almighty | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | ШУРИМ ОВАJ ЦЕ ЕС | 33 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Шкава | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ОЏ КХТR | +1.00 | 57 | 60 |
| #2 | Almighty | -0.31 | 52 | 64 |
| #3 | ШУРИМ ОВАJ ЦЕ ЕС | -2.09 | 39 | 44 |
| #4 | SaleOblak | -2.94 | 37 | 41 |
| #5 | drGn | cs.money | -3.08 | 28 | 63 |





