








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1461 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1929 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1976 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1615 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,532 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZEUSSEZ | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | Dimez | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Gilly.exe | 49% | 77 |
| #4 | CSGoon | 46% | 254 |
| #5 | twug | 45% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSGoon | 757 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #2 | twug | 748 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | Cir | 309 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Gilly.exe | 140 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kelsey | 112 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azure | +2.04 | 76 | 42 |
| #2 | CSGoon | +1.79 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Cir | +1.48 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | twug | +0.22 | 39 | 63 |
| #5 | Gilly.exe | -0.05 | 54 | 48 |





