








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3812 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1835 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 726 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2062 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,595 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runner | 61% | 85 |
| #2 | Kelsey | 46% | 227 |
| #3 | Dimez | 45% | 64 |
| #4 | muddy water | 45% | 94 |
| #5 | Azure | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runner | +2.49 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Cir | +1.50 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | Azure | +1.24 | 76 | 39 |
| #4 | muddy water | -1.52 | 43 | 40 |
| #5 | Dimez | -1.56 | 64 | 65 |





