








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Renown | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4006 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4807 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3459 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3261 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,071,932 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rOBERT | 22 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Spoody | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | SHEEN MACHINE | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | chAos | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Major | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoody | 648 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | rOBERT | 357 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | SHEEN MACHINE | 183 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | chAos | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | J1NZ | 86 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoody | +1.71 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Major | +1.06 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | SHEEN MACHINE | +0.07 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | J1NZ | +0.07 | 60 | 58 |
| #5 | rOBERT | -0.25 | 64 | 64 |





