








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Renown | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4317 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6426 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4261 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5189 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,615,120 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rOBERT | 50 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | dzine | 20 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | volterioN | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | SHEEN MACHINE | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | chAos | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | volterioN | 1017 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #2 | rOBERT | 628 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | dzine | 231 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | SHEEN MACHINE | 206 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | `-´ | 143 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dzine | +1.89 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | `-´ | +1.79 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | Spoody | +1.30 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | SHEEN MACHINE | +0.21 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | surfing duck | -0.20 | 77 | 63 |





