








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1079 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 193 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8635 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8898 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8130 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8497 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,417 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1044 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psyck0 | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | ferD | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | Clubsport ⛟ | 51% | 354 |
| #4 | JONIX | 50% | 101 |
| #5 | Cheatboy👻 | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psyck0 | +3.12 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | wall.exe | +2.01 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | SZER0j | +1.69 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | ferD | +0.64 | 51 | 76 |
| #5 | JONIX | +0.57 | 59 | 69 |





