








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2790 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2659 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3782 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2409 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,209,809 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheatboy👻 | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | ♈♉M o t y.E X E♉♈ | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | wall.exe | 51% | 354 |
| #4 | JONIX | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | SZER0j | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wall.exe | 72 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | JONIX | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | ♈♉M o t y.E X E♉♈ | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | SZER0j | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Cheatboy👻 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wall.exe | 1277 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | Cheatboy👻 | 141 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | ♈♉M o t y.E X E♉♈ | 137 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | SZER0j | 98 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | JONIX | 50 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wall.exe | +1.93 | 64 | 72 |
| #2 | SZER0j | +1.50 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | JONIX | +0.77 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | Clubsport ⛟ | -0.01 | 52 | 64 |
| #5 | Cheatboy👻 | -0.18 | 57 | 60 |





