








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2066 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2835 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1507 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1801 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,807 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vertigo | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | bomberstulle | 53% | 77 |
| #3 | der_brn | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | ⚓ BaYnE 🔥 | 50% | 112 |
| #5 | Filmkiste | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomberstulle | 376 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | ⚓ BaYnE 🔥 | 349 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | der_brn | 264 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Vertigo | 194 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | CK | 194 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomberstulle | +2.51 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | ⚓ BaYnE 🔥 | +1.14 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Vertigo | +1.01 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | der_brn | +0.20 | 54 | 73 |
| #5 | KaCe | +0.13 | 75 | 61 |





