








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 912 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 509 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 188 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6719 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8729 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7897 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5696 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,535,172 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Francisco | 51% | 192 |
| #2 | VonGod | 46% | 147 |
| #3 | NydaJr | 43% | 101 |
| #4 | Followrosa | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | RAFAPT | 39% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAFAPT | +1.97 | 67 | 63 |
| #2 | VonGod | +1.59 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | Francisco | +1.00 | 32 | 63 |
| #4 | NydaJr | -0.56 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | @M2Blackdiamond | -0.84 | 40 | 65 |





