








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 501 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5108 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5640 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5943 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4205 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,284 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NydaJr | 50% | 78 |
| #5 | RAFAPT | 49% | 81 |
| #6 | VonGod | 49% | 124 |
| #7 | PERNADAS1986 | 49% | 61 |
| #8 | Caril de Franga | 47% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguelito | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | VonGod | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | RAFAPT | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | PERNADAS1986 | 9 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | @M2Blackdiamond | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAFAPT | +2.73 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | VonGod | +1.08 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | Francisco | +0.55 | 34 | 61 |
| #4 | Miguelito | +0.13 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | NydaJr | -0.79 | 50 | 62 |





