








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 590 | 44% |
| Smokes | 300 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 300 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 147 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,308 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TZUYU FAN | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Ph4nt0mZ | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Nathan | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | winston | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | boj | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TZUYU FAN | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Ph4nt0mZ | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Nathan | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | winston | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | boj | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nathan | 8 | 0.0402 |
| #2 | Ph4nt0mZ | 2 | 0.0168 |
| #3 | boj | 1 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | TZUYU FAN | 1 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nathan | 59 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #2 | boj | 23 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #3 | winston | 14 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ph4nt0mZ | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | TZUYU FAN | 8 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TZUYU FAN | +7.41 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | Nathan | +6.23 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | winston | +4.94 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | cLeaNzera | +1.72 | 59 | 49 |
| #5 | Ph4nt0mZ | +0.35 | 92 | 44 |





