








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 266 | 23% |
| Smokes | 208 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 389 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 288 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,446 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | serg | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | zzz | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | cLeaNzera | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | boj | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Nathan | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TZUYU FAN | 9 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | Ruka-chan | 5 | 0.0459 |
| #3 | yujin lover | 4 | 0.0396 |
| #4 | Nathan | 4 | 0.0476 |
| #5 | Ph4nt0mZ | 3 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boj | 87 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #2 | TZUYU FAN | 76 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ph4nt0mZ | 53 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nathan | 28 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #5 | The 6th Day of Chris Luckky | 25 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FATGUY | +8.71 | 59 | 67 |
| #2 | winston | +2.19 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | ryuu | +1.94 | 81 | 80 |
| #4 | psychxpxth | +1.82 | 87 | 48 |
| #5 | serg | +1.78 | 78 | 34 |





