








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2231 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2201 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1795 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1878 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,336 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | zuuukY | 67% | 39 |
| #8 | GODiRRR | 65% | 48 |
| #9 | LRZz0 | 64% | 14 |
| #10 | neight | 61% | 23 |
| #11 | vin3 | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuuukY | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | LRZz0 | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | krizen | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | clx | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Turtle Boy | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuuukY | 199 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kayo0 | 160 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | clx | 151 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #4 | GODiRRR | 131 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | neight | 99 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neight | +1.73 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | clx | +1.45 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | krizen | +1.44 | 76 | 79 |
| #4 | GODiRRR | +1.28 | 73 | 72 |
| #5 | vin3 | +1.21 | 77 | 69 |





