








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3347 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3631 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2460 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2639 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $900,709 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gjergj Kastrioti Skenderbeu | 50% | 222 |
| #2 | Ban Nuke | 49% | 106 |
| #3 | Dristian Chodaj | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | BurekMeMish | 46% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gjergj Kastrioti Skenderbeu | 50% | 222 |
| #2 | Ban Nuke | 49% | 106 |
| #3 | Dristian Chodaj | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | BurekMeMish | 46% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gjergj Kastrioti Skenderbeu | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Ban Nuke | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | BurekMeMish | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Dristian Chodaj | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gjergj Kastrioti Skenderbeu | 528 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | BurekMeMish | 255 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ban Nuke | 181 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dristian Chodaj | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ban Nuke | +2.02 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | Gjergj Kastrioti Skenderbeu | +0.11 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | Dristian Chodaj | -0.58 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | SSJDonkey | -0.60 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | BurekMeMish | -0.85 | 58 | 45 |





