








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1918 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2480 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1459 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2533 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,595,389 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWRRR | 63% | 82 |
| #2 | ameia | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | mojo | 55% | 152 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 52% | 235 |
| #5 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWRRR | 63% | 82 |
| #2 | ameia | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | mojo | 55% | 152 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 52% | 235 |
| #5 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisTRG | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | mojo | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | RAWRRR | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ameia | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisTRG | 368 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | RAWRRR | 275 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | ameia | 150 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | mojo | 122 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 67 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luca | +1.04 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | ChrisTRG | +0.51 | 74 | 53 |
| #3 | mojo | +0.45 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | -0.21 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | RAWRRR | -0.55 | 80 | 53 |





