








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 288 | 21% |
| Smokes | 261 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 595 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 246 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,283 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoulReaPer | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | SNAF-U>> | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | GlitchTitan | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | <NASAPLAKKIES> Jokes | 49% | 77 |
| #5 | Toxic Monkey | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <NASAPLAKKIES> Jokes | 20 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Toxic Monkey | 15 | 0.0362 |
| #3 | SNAF-U>> | 14 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | SoulReaPer | 4 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | GlitchTitan | 3 | 0.0203 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxic Monkey | +5.09 | 71 | 39 |
| #2 | SNAF-U>> | +4.63 | 62 | 50 |
| #3 | GlitchTitan | +1.13 | 56 | 54 |
| #4 | <NASAPLAKKIES> Jokes | -0.53 | 48 | 55 |
| #5 | Buys | -0.56 | 51 | 28 |





