








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3317 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2261 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1666 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,362 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubert | 17 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | snog airsoft | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | poggers bro 2 | 3 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubert | 205 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | snog airsoft | 121 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | poggers bro 2 | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | UrFlyin | 22 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poggers bro 2 | +5.24 | 75 | 80 |
| #2 | snog airsoft | +1.12 | 54 | 63 |
| #3 | s1erra^: | +0.14 | 59 | 69 |
| #4 | Hubert | -0.17 | 26 | 62 |
| #5 | UrFlyin | -3.43 | 33 | 36 |





