








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3633 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3542 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4186 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3720 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,350,166 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Mr.RoNe | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | D0Niii | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | hykSterJJ | 50% | 50 |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 47% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | hykSterJJ | 50% | 50 |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 47% | 89 |
| #6 | EL MARiACHi | 47% | 162 |
| #7 | xameno ._. | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | GEORGiNO | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL MARiACHi | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | hykSterJJ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | xameno ._. | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Fox | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL MARiACHi | 618 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | hykSterJJ | 216 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | D0Niii | 134 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 116 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | xameno ._. | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xameno ._. | +3.95 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | D0Niii | +1.15 | 88 | 79 |
| #3 | prA | +0.33 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | Fox | +0.12 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | hykSterJJ | -0.33 | 52 | 68 |





