








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8563 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6853 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7242 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2278 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,469,114 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.RoNe | 55% | 170 |
| #2 | hykSterJJ | 50% | 234 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 49% | 344 |
| #4 | prA | 47% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.RoNe | 55% | 170 |
| #2 | hykSterJJ | 50% | 234 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 49% | 344 |
| #4 | prA | 47% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hykSterJJ | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Mr.RoNe | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | prA | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hykSterJJ | 998 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | prA | 705 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜspuN | 457 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #4 | Mr.RoNe | 314 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prA | +0.69 | 62 | 68 |
| #2 | EL MARiACHi | +0.45 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | hykSterJJ | -0.04 | 51 | 69 |
| #4 | Mr.RoNe | -0.52 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜspuN | -0.89 | 64 | 62 |





