








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
41 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3 | 21% |
| Smokes | 0 | 0% |
| HE Grenades | 4 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7 | 50% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,050 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arntzy | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | Yeetus | 20% | 5 |
| #3 | Gimle | 10% | 10 |
| #4 | Erl1ngos | 10% | 10 |
| #5 | MR.Miljøteknikk | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arntzy | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | Yeetus | 20% | 5 |
| #3 | Gimle | 10% | 10 |
| #4 | Erl1ngos | 10% | 10 |
| #5 | MR.Miljøteknikk | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gimle | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Yeetus | 1 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gimle | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | Erl1ngos | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | MR.Miljøteknikk | 5 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Yeetus | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | arntzy | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arntzy | +9.56 | 43 | 60 |
| #2 | MR.Miljøteknikk | +2.39 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | Gimle | +1.53 | 79 | 38 |
| #4 | Yeetus | +1.49 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | Erl1ngos | -3.46 | 68 | 36 |





