








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1628 | 20% |
| Smokes | 735 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 3660 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 2051 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,439 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hazetomika | +4.18 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | ♛gaykeN #DHMasters #HyperX | +1.72 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | hungarocel henrik | +1.64 | 84 | 46 |
| #4 | VrJamal | +0.15 | 42 | 45 |
| #5 | Rurfik | -0.61 | 85 | 36 |





