








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1502 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1922 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1168 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1161 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $310,239 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jS | 57% | 96 |
| #2 | Acrux | 54% | 158 |
| #3 | ELit3 | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | sk1p | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jS | 57% | 96 |
| #2 | Acrux | 54% | 158 |
| #3 | ELit3 | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | sk1p | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acrux | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | sk1p | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | ELit3 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | jS | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jS | 156 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Acrux | 144 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | ELit3 | 139 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | sk1p | 72 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪RAeVEN -IwnL- | +2.34 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | ELit3 | +1.12 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | Acrux | +0.93 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | jS | -0.50 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | sk1p | -1.21 | 67 | 65 |





