








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2237 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1875 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2163 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1996 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,867 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SECI | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | |☆ letnje noci | 54% | 93 |
| #3 | hollow | 48% | 99 |
| #4 | Mikylm | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | |☆ ol1ver | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SECI | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | |☆ letnje noci | 54% | 93 |
| #3 | hollow | 48% | 99 |
| #4 | Mikylm | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | |☆ ol1ver | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikylm | 13 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | |☆ ol1ver | 10 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | SECI | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | hollow | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | |☆ letnje noci | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |☆ letnje noci | 471 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | SECI | 224 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | hollow | 188 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | |☆ ol1ver | 138 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mikylm | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |☆ letnje noci | +1.36 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | SECI | +0.84 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | |☆ ol1ver | +0.55 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | hollow | +0.42 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | Zmija | +0.04 | 72 | 59 |





