








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 922 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1080 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 988 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1516 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,205 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |☆ letnje noci | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | NT Devill | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Zmija | 48% | 99 |
| #4 | Mikylm | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | |☆ ol1ver | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | NT Devill | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Zmija | 48% | 99 |
| #4 | Mikylm | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | |☆ ol1ver | 46% | 35 |
| #6 | SECI | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zmija | 16 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Mikylm | 9 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | |☆ ol1ver | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | SECI | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | |☆ letnje noci | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |☆ letnje noci | 318 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | Zmija | 315 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | |☆ ol1ver | 114 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | SECI | 87 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mikylm | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |☆ letnje noci | +2.11 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | SECI | +0.37 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | hollow | +0.32 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | NT Devill | -0.12 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | |☆ ol1ver | -0.36 | 81 | 60 |





