








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 984 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9161 | 42% |
| Smokes | 5803 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2403 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4411 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,370,113 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silv3stre | 41 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | SYMBIOSIS | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | SYN1X | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | DKsilva | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Lifecoach | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SYN1X | 384 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Silv3stre | 334 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Skyon | 331 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Lifecoach | 196 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | SYMBIOSIS | 108 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ NosaJ | +3.55 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | Skyon | +0.53 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | Lifecoach | -0.19 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | Silv3stre | -0.90 | 46 | 46 |
| #5 | SYN1X | -1.61 | 39 | 63 |





