








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4592 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1372 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1479 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2594 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $341,991 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ NosaJ | 50% | 143 |
| #2 | Lifecoach | 44% | 45 |
| #3 | SYMBIOSIS | 41% | 115 |
| #4 | SYN1X | 40% | 126 |
| #5 | Silv3stre | 39% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lifecoach | 44% | 45 |
| #3 | SYMBIOSIS | 41% | 115 |
| #4 | SYN1X | 40% | 126 |
| #5 | Silv3stre | 39% | 105 |
| #6 | DKsilva | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ NosaJ | 22 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Silv3stre | 17 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | SYN1X | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | SYMBIOSIS | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Lifecoach | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ NosaJ | 564 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | SYN1X | 301 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Silv3stre | 148 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lifecoach | 73 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | SYMBIOSIS | 41 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ NosaJ | +3.26 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Skyon | +0.87 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | Lifecoach | +0.36 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | Silv3stre | -0.75 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | SYN1X | -1.24 | 47 | 61 |





