








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2998 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2434 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2279 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2157 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,950 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .KLANTE_only | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Moonman | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | exact- | 64% | 45 |
| #4 | Budlbert | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Kim "tyzona" Dahyun | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MzZ | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | exact- | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Kim "tyzona" Dahyun | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Budlbert | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | 🌊 mort | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MzZ | 335 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kim "tyzona" Dahyun | 133 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | .KLANTE_only | 71 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Budlbert | 65 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | exact- | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .KLANTE_only | +3.15 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | Kim "tyzona" Dahyun | +2.88 | 89 | 67 |
| #3 | Budlbert | +1.59 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | MzZ | +1.31 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | lukash1510 | +0.01 | 78 | 53 |





