








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3521 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3181 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3489 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2829 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $885,233 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G1 | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | E.T | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | aLBIN | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | Doggo™ | 59% | 108 |
| #5 | Kuriiri | 54% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kuriiri | 54% | 99 |
| #6 | läski samin guccireppu | 52% | 116 |
| #7 | rontti | 52% | 62 |
| #8 | Rutto | 51% | 138 |
| #9 | Taka Raivo | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doggo™ | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Rutto | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | rontti | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | G1 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Kuriiri | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rutto | 514 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | rontti | 256 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | G1 | 254 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kuriiri | 166 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | läski samin guccireppu | 97 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E.T | +2.99 | 86 | 40 |
| #2 | Ekicks | +2.11 | 51 | 70 |
| #3 | Rutto | +0.11 | 45 | 59 |
| #4 | Doggo™ | +0.05 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | G1 | +0.02 | 68 | 70 |





