








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 904 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 510 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3101 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4883 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3575 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3136 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,841,874 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caramyx | +3.37 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | tohonya | +0.36 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Brütyü | -0.31 | 50 | 52 |
| #4 | durabrite88 | -1.09 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | Donátka | -1.39 | 48 | 47 |





