








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 564 matches | ||
| Faceit | 179 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5301 | 19% |
| Smokes | 10280 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 5771 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5963 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,037,551 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 655 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Füsti. | 54% | 184 |
| #2 | Berzevici Csikánó | 52% | 155 |
| #3 | QUEM É ESSA MENINA | 50% | 136 |
| #4 | Brytter | 50% | 231 |
| #5 | durabrite88 | 49% | 459 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berzevici Csikánó | 804 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | Brytter | 619 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | QUEM É ESSA MENINA | 555 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #4 | durabrite88 | 521 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #5 | Füsti. | 426 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caramyx | +2.84 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | qq. | +2.64 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | Füsti. | +1.96 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | Berzevici Csikánó | +0.77 | 42 | 76 |
| #5 | Brytter | -0.27 | 34 | 53 |





