








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 721 | 35% |
| Smokes | 439 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 545 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 382 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,303 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manxa | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | 八九民運 | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | wvre | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | s1leNt | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | cho | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manxa | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | 八九民運 | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | wvre | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | s1leNt | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | cho | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1leNt | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | 八九民運 | 1 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wvre | 171 | 0.39 | 3 min |
| #2 | cho | 97 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | s1leNt | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | 八九民運 | 29 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #5 | Manxa | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manxa | +2.59 | 81 | 42 |
| #2 | wvre | +1.75 | 57 | 62 |
| #3 | ^Sen | +1.38 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | s1leNt | +0.82 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | 八九民運 | +0.10 | 58 | 65 |





