








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5342 | 45% |
| Smokes | 3278 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 994 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $800,992 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^Sen | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | s1leNt | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | finn | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | 八九民運 | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | cho | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | finn | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | 八九民運 | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | cho | 48% | 42 |
| #6 | CHAR MAN | 44% | 50 |
| #7 | P O U L I E S ❀ | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHAR MAN | 9 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | 八九民運 | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | P O U L I E S ❀ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | finn | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | s1leNt | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 八九民運 | 153 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | s1leNt | 139 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | cho | 138 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | CHAR MAN | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | P O U L I E S ❀ | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 八九民運 | +1.33 | 69 | 58 |
| #2 | P O U L I E S ❀ | +1.06 | 66 | 56 |
| #3 | wvre | +0.82 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | ^Sen | +0.74 | 82 | 50 |
| #5 | s1leNt | -0.17 | 85 | 61 |





