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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1283 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1449 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1421 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2077 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,851 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rysiu | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Pawer | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | banan | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | 0,79 rating | 47% | 127 |
| #5 | MrZxmbie | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rysiu | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Pawer | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | banan | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | 0,79 rating | 47% | 127 |
| #5 | MrZxmbie | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,79 rating | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | rysiu | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | banan | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Pawer | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,79 rating | 242 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | MrZxmbie | 83 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pawer | 48 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | rysiu | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | banan | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cuksykk | +2.49 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | rysiu | +1.91 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | Pawer | +0.26 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | 0,79 rating | -0.41 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | MrZxmbie | -0.47 | 67 | 67 |





