








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1797 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2208 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 874 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1226 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $880,544 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Neutron Style | 43% | 42 |
| #12 | Anarki74 | 41% | 94 |
| #13 | is pepsi ok? | 35% | 20 |
| #14 | Pebblin | 26% | 31 |
| #15 | piki | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zephyyr | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | vleth | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Acheron-X | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Anarki74 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Bless | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bless | +5.47 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | pissbaby | +1.76 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | Acheron-X | +1.62 | 80 | 38 |
| #4 | Zephyyr | +1.15 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | piki | +0.87 | 58 | 60 |





