








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 948 | 31% |
| Smokes | 434 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 745 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 898 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,205 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Golphino | 16 | 0.0379 |
| #2 | Dómsdagur | 9 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | Sharp | 7 | 0.0294 |
| #4 | W@ffle | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Feigur | 4 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W@ffle | 224 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | TeeK4Y | 96 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Dómsdagur | 95 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | Peng.Unknown | 95 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Feigur | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gummilalli | +6.23 | 81 | 34 |
| #2 | Sharp | +2.99 | 51 | 69 |
| #3 | Peng.Unknown | +2.92 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | Almar :* | +2.58 | 56 | 44 |
| #5 | TeeK4Y | +2.00 | 58 | 65 |





