








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3108 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3317 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2605 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2119 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,929 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaizer | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | 奏 Kaizer 奏 | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Koss | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | Chunky Milk | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | qwispyspwite | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qwispyspwite | 242 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Chunky Milk | 98 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Koss | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | 奏 Kaizer 奏 | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kaizer | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 奏 Kaizer 奏 | +2.97 | 84 | 49 |
| #2 | Koss | +2.06 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | Saïx | +1.56 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | qwispyspwite | +1.23 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | Chunky Milk | +1.16 | 79 | 60 |





