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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 446 | 19% |
| Smokes | 419 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 965 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 535 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,289,230 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obama(1st term) | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | unoooo | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | xo | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | Negevs in Paris | 37% | 73 |
| #5 | ShadowTheHedgehog | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obama(1st term) | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | unoooo | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | xo | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | Negevs in Paris | 37% | 73 |
| #5 | ShadowTheHedgehog | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obama(1st term) | 26 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | xo | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Negevs in Paris | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ShadowTheHedgehog | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | unoooo | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obama(1st term) | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Negevs in Paris | 105 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | unoooo | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | ShadowTheHedgehog | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obama(1st term) | +4.01 | 66 | 41 |
| #2 | unoooo | +3.84 | 28 | 48 |
| #3 | Negevs in Paris | +0.89 | 32 | 40 |
| #4 | ShadowTheHedgehog | -1.13 | 25 | 25 |
| #5 | the rupert <33 | -1.21 | 33 | 17 |





