








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,458 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 79 | 4% |
| Smokes | 421 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 661 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 597 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,467 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ostron | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | ✪ Axelerino1 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ✪ J0jje | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Kakel | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Sergei Køstya | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ J0jje | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ostron | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Greven | 21 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ Axelerino1 | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sergei Køstya | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ J0jje | +2.15 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | Ostron | +1.61 | 59 | 52 |
| #3 | oskarmoped | +0.95 | 87 | 31 |
| #4 | Greven | -0.30 | 57 | 74 |
| #5 | ✪ Axelerino1 | -0.34 | 36 | 64 |





