








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1560 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2749 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1496 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,541,837 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enkidu | +3.88 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | kronos | +2.86 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | FlabbyTurtle | +2.58 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | mikakyu | +0.84 | 68 | 37 |
| #5 | teresa_s420 | -0.35 | 80 | 51 |





