








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1826 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2212 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2314 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1554 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,248,776 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jude RAMZi- | 21 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | m1 | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Flaming | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | MaTiss | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Off. | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1 | 1169 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #2 | Flaming | 1005 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #3 | Jude RAMZi- | 641 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | MaTiss | 553 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #5 | Off. | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1 | +1.79 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | Jude RAMZi- | +1.25 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | Flaming | +0.24 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | iampiotrullo | +0.16 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | Off. | -0.10 | 78 | 62 |





