








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8999 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6330 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4532 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5185 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,122,686 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jude RAMZi- | 21 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | iampiotrullo | 18 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Flaming | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | MaTiss | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Off. | 6 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1 | +1.93 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | Jude RAMZi- | +1.13 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | iampiotrullo | -0.03 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | weeduser | -0.07 | 87 | 42 |
| #5 | Flaming | -0.14 | 77 | 68 |





