








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 978 | 34% |
| Smokes | 716 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 860 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 342 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,551,521 of utility $278 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | naikou98 | 49% | 81 |
| #9 | LeKa | 48% | 23 |
| #10 | Spindermannen | 47% | 74 |
| #11 | winni3th3pooh | 44% | 57 |
| #12 | kisugames | 44% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spindermannen | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | naikou98 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | MaZa | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | LeKa | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | winni3th3pooh | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waalapa | 152 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Spindermannen | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | winni3th3pooh | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | naikou98 | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | kisugames | 88 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kisugames | +2.04 | 55 | 52 |
| #2 | miquelosss | +1.28 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Haahuilija | +1.21 | 24 | 39 |
| #4 | MaZa | +1.14 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | Zaúberer | +0.49 | 44 | 39 |





