








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1703 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1098 matches | ||
| Wingman | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 144 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3558 | 12% |
| Smokes | 7063 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8595 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 11180 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,610 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waalapa | 50% | 115 |
| #2 | Okreeoo | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | Haahuilija | 49% | 81 |
| #4 | kisugames | 48% | 203 |
| #5 | winni3th3pooh | 46% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kisugames | +2.09 | 56 | 51 |
| #2 | Haahuilija | +2.08 | 30 | 38 |
| #3 | ElMacco2 | +1.73 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | naikou98 | +0.34 | 39 | 38 |
| #5 | KMT98 | -0.55 | 31 | 66 |





